It’s very easy to look like you don’t care. Put a cigarette in your mouth the right way around, it doesn’t have to be lit, but it has to be the right way around. Buy three pieces of clothing that are all too big for you. When anyone looks at you pretend they’re the sun and squint a lot, but if it’s someone you love pretend they’re the moon and smile a bit but don’t cry too much even though you want to.
“What if a weeping angel fell in love with a human, but she could never touch or talk to him, and just followed him around all day. And then, just once, she followed too close, and accidentally touched him, and this was the result.”